Saturday, January 8, 2011

Does this ass make me look fat?

Okay, we all know what anorexia is right?  It's when a woman can't eat, and no matter how skinny she may be, she still has a distorted body image.  She looks in the mirror (all 94 lbs. of her) and says, "I'm fat."
Not to make fun, because I realize that this is a very serious illness that effects many and can lead to death.

But what about me?  I have Psuedo Adipocyte (yes, I just made that up)  Psuedo, being phantom...in my translation...invisible.  And Adipocyte means fat cell.  So therefore, I have invisible fat...a.k.a. Psuedo Adipocyte.

So what is Psuedo Adipocyte you ask?  Good question...well I have this very serious medical condition so let me explain.

Everytime I look in the mirror, no matter how many lbs. I may gain, I always see this FINE young thing smiling back at me saying, "Damn girl, your lookin Goooood!!"

Don't just giggle and think it can't happen to you...it happens to all of us. 
Remember that night you looked in the mirror before going out with friends and thought to yourself, "I'm fucking gorgeous"!  A week passed and your friend posted pictures from that same night and you look at yourself and wonder what the hell happened!  Psuedo Adipocyte my friends, Psuedo Adipocyte.

6 comments:

  1. We MUST be sisters!!! I have it too!!! And damn, "Damn, Girl...you DOOO look good!! (ME too!)"

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  2. Finally... a name for this condition...

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  3. Kelly you look awesome!I still can't believe you are doing this....I love it! You go girl ♥

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  4. Is there a pill for this?? Please...helllllllp! I think I suffer the same disease! ;)

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  5. I have this! What is the treatment???

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  6. See.....I knew I couldn't be alone! This is a serious medical condition that affects many of us. I vote we start a support group and meet weekly at the Asia Buffet!

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