The Power of the Punani!

Did anyone watch the Premiere of the Jersey Shore last week?  What is happening to our daughters?  Mothers teach your daughters the power of the Punani!  We are slipping ladies, the men are in the lead by a “head” (pun intended).  We are making it WAY to easy for them. 

This is not supposed to be easy for them, we are supposed to make them work for it, remember the whole milk, before the cow thing? 

Girls used to be able to open a door with just a smile by the age of 13 and open a mans wallet with nothing but a wink by the age of 15.

 (Sluts can skip this paragragh, you wouldn’t relate)  Remember when a girl would play hard to get, and if/when she blessed a boy with her presence she would by time and when I say by time, I mean BUY time before she ever even got close to giving “it” up? 

There used to be bases and they were typically granted in order.   First came the date, or coming to bat.  But let’s face it you had to be worthy to even be considered for the game.  Then came first base, or the kiss good night, most men would strike out the first few times at bat before making it to first base.  Then came second base a.k.a a little boobie (in my case some big boobie) action but this would take time.  The occasional excellent player would steal 2nd  (VinnyVinceBoomBa), but the average guy had to stay on 1^st for a while.  Third base was only saved for MVP’S (a.k.a. My Vagina’s Pal) and this most definitely was an honor not to be taken lightly or advantage of (or talked about during homeroom)  or you’d immediately be taken out of the game.  Sliding is also acceptable as well as encouraged at this point in the game (Sliding into 3^rd on your face, is still before a homerun, right?).

(Sluts, this is the part you’ll get) The homerun cums next and we (the woman) at this point just hope that our player doesn’t get traded to another team.  That’s how the game went.

They are hunters by nature, and we are manipulative by nature.  Don’t fuck with nature.  I like being chased, I want to get off the Titanic first, I want someone else to open my jars, fix my car, and pay for dinner.  Remember, if we bleed for a week we can grow humans…if they bleed for a week they die….we are clearly superior ladies….now go out and teach your daughter’s the Power of the Punani!