Good morning to my loyal followers (all 10 of you),
Today there is a two hour delay for school due to inclement weather (always wanted an excuse to say inclement, cause let's face it...who really does?)
As I lay in my bed trying to go back to sleep (for an extra 1 1/2 hours) I can't fall asleep...and then it hits me...."Wow, this just sucks".
Then that got me thinking about other things that "just suck". So not to start this morning as a negative Nelly, but here is my list of things that "just suck".
Not being able to fall back asleep for the rare snow delay...just sucks.
Craving ice cream, digging it out of the freezer to find it's all freezer burn...just sucks.
My ex-mother in law....just sucks.
Being behind a car in line at the bank that isn't ready for the teller...just sucks.
Being in an accident...just sucks
Having an accident...just sucks.
Lori White...just sucks.
Gaining weight...just sucks.
Being stood up...just sucks.
Having a tooth pulled....just sucks.
Flat soda...just sucks.
School lunches...just suck (except for....Shepards Pie, Turkey day, hot dogs, and taco's)
When your pet, pees on your stuff...just sucks
Having to go to the laundromat...just sucks.
Not winning the $350,000,000.00 jackpot...just sucks.
Car problems...just suck.
Sex with your husband, when you can't stand him anymore...just sucks (except for the new pair shoes, you get out of the deal).
When your child is sick...just sucks.
Doing dishes...just sucks.
Not having any money....just sucks
Having a yeast infection...just sucks
Not having a condom, when you REALLY need one...just sucks.
Having to shave...just sucks
Cleaning the toilet...just sucks.
Experimenting with dinner, being very excited for it, and it's awful...just sucks
When the waiter/waitress screw up your order...just sucks
Being fired....just sucks
Last but not least.....
Making a bagel, going in for the cream cheese, to find it's moldy...just sucks.
Yup, this is how my day has started....FML!
Looking at this from a glass is half full viewpoint (which can just suck when you are not in the mood for someone's "look at the brightside" attitude) - What's great is that your list of stuff that just sucks is relatively short which means that you experience so many more things that do not suck.
ReplyDeletePS - Your ex mother-in-law sucks so much she could probably be on a separate list. I won't share my names for that list because they are just not very nice.
Checking out Kelly's blog and not seeing a new post...just sucks.
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